Sunday, May 10, 2009
a devilish smile at night oozes sexiness, nabila said that
just love his devilish smile. hahaha. fyi, im not gay, niraaj is.
-tara-
Thursday, May 7, 2009
am doing this on behalf of my imaginary friend as well...
1. Does it matter to you if your boyfriend/girlfriend smokes?
of course it does. i dont agree on smoking. u all know that
2. How about drinking?
same
3. Do you like someone you can't have?
i dont think so
4. If someone liked you right now, would you want them to tell you?
honesty is the best policy
5. What's your favorite sport?
football!!
6. It's Saturday night, and you're home alone. What do you do?
going online i suppose. unless the house is on fire..
7. Do you like roller coasters?
never ride one, but am interested in trying one
8. When is the perfect time to have a bf/gf?
when the time is right..hahaha. how the hell am i suppose answer that!
9. If you could date any celebrity, who would it be?
dont really know much about them....
10. What are you doing this weekend?
nothing important thats for sure
11. What is your favorite restaurant?
this is tough... this seafood place at melaka. dont know the name, but heck the food is nice
12. Have you ever hugged someone?
yup. i bet everyone does. except those lonely, emo bastard i guess..
13. Ever kissed someone you weren't attracted to?
nope
14. Do you like anyone right now?
everyone does
15. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
her smile and her attitude
16. Which do you prefer, Beach or Mountains?
i have to go with beach, coz am too lazy to climb the mountains.haha. its not easy to overcome gravity k!
17. What kind of phone do you have?
sony ericcson.
18. Computer or Laptop?
laptop
19. Jeans or Sweats?
jeans
20. Which year(s) has/have been the best so far?
2006, 2008
21. How old are you gonna be on your next birthday?
18
22. What should you be doing right now?
sleeping
23. What is your favorite TV show?
football!!
24. What's been your last purchase?
forgot. dammit amnesia!
25. Are you attracted to girls/boys that smoke?
hell no!
26. Have you ever fallen on your butt in front of a crowd of people?
i dont recall. maybe along time ago
27. What do you do when you're at home?
as usual, wasting my time doing nothing
28. What is your favorite subject?
anything as long as we dont need to use our brain
29. What's the best thing that's ever happened to you?
my family, and the internet!!
30. Tag 10 people:
niraaj the gaylord
stans the gaylord's slave
nabila
farid
trah
aria
wani
nabil
shit, run out of lads here, oh well, nabila's imaginary friend
niraaj's imaginary boyfriend
1. Does it matter to you if your boyfriend/girlfriend smokes?
of course it does. i dont agree on smoking. u all know that
2. How about drinking?
same
3. Do you like someone you can't have?
i dont think so
4. If someone liked you right now, would you want them to tell you?
honesty is the best policy
5. What's your favorite sport?
football!!
6. It's Saturday night, and you're home alone. What do you do?
going online i suppose. unless the house is on fire..
7. Do you like roller coasters?
never ride one, but am interested in trying one
8. When is the perfect time to have a bf/gf?
when the time is right..hahaha. how the hell am i suppose answer that!
9. If you could date any celebrity, who would it be?
dont really know much about them....
10. What are you doing this weekend?
nothing important thats for sure
11. What is your favorite restaurant?
this is tough... this seafood place at melaka. dont know the name, but heck the food is nice
12. Have you ever hugged someone?
yup. i bet everyone does. except those lonely, emo bastard i guess..
13. Ever kissed someone you weren't attracted to?
nope
14. Do you like anyone right now?
everyone does
15. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
her smile and her attitude
16. Which do you prefer, Beach or Mountains?
i have to go with beach, coz am too lazy to climb the mountains.haha. its not easy to overcome gravity k!
17. What kind of phone do you have?
sony ericcson.
18. Computer or Laptop?
laptop
19. Jeans or Sweats?
jeans
20. Which year(s) has/have been the best so far?
2006, 2008
21. How old are you gonna be on your next birthday?
18
22. What should you be doing right now?
sleeping
23. What is your favorite TV show?
football!!
24. What's been your last purchase?
forgot. dammit amnesia!
25. Are you attracted to girls/boys that smoke?
hell no!
26. Have you ever fallen on your butt in front of a crowd of people?
i dont recall. maybe along time ago
27. What do you do when you're at home?
as usual, wasting my time doing nothing
28. What is your favorite subject?
anything as long as we dont need to use our brain
29. What's the best thing that's ever happened to you?
my family, and the internet!!
30. Tag 10 people:
niraaj the gaylord
stans the gaylord's slave
nabila
farid
trah
aria
wani
nabil
shit, run out of lads here, oh well, nabila's imaginary friend
niraaj's imaginary boyfriend
Thursday, April 23, 2009
great heavens, ive been tagged
Upload your fave picture and answer the question below.
Why did you choose the photo?
Erm..becuase me and my pals were so happy at that time.
When was the last time you ate pizza?
Forgot, im guessing about month ago.
The last song you've listened to
Two Receivers, klaxons. aaah...such a nice song
What are you doing besides answering this tag?
Chatting with my friends
Besides your own name, how do you like people to call you?
hahaha, fifi, catman fiq, blahblahblah..
Tag 6 person, the following questions are related to them.
1) nabila
2) wani
3) niraaj, aka tambi
4) stans the gay lord
5) nabil
6) trah
Who is number 1?
- nabila, my best friend, my crap buddy. haha
No.3 has a relationship with?
-stans the gay lord, or is it jaya? i dont know man...
Say something about number 5.
- someone who lives life the way he wants it.
How about number 4?
- not a very straight guy..hopefuly u get my point.
Who is number 2?
- a kook. hahhaha jk wani. someone who provides me with great songs. hahaaha
Say something to number 6.
- trah, u freak! get a life man. hahha. jk please dont kill me k.
Why did you choose the photo?Erm..becuase me and my pals were so happy at that time.
When was the last time you ate pizza?
Forgot, im guessing about month ago.
The last song you've listened to
Two Receivers, klaxons. aaah...such a nice song
What are you doing besides answering this tag?
Chatting with my friends
Besides your own name, how do you like people to call you?
hahaha, fifi, catman fiq, blahblahblah..
Tag 6 person, the following questions are related to them.
1) nabila
2) wani
3) niraaj, aka tambi
4) stans the gay lord
5) nabil
6) trah
Who is number 1?
- nabila, my best friend, my crap buddy. haha
No.3 has a relationship with?
-stans the gay lord, or is it jaya? i dont know man...
Say something about number 5.
- someone who lives life the way he wants it.
How about number 4?
- not a very straight guy..hopefuly u get my point.
Who is number 2?
- a kook. hahhaha jk wani. someone who provides me with great songs. hahaaha
Say something to number 6.
- trah, u freak! get a life man. hahha. jk please dont kill me k.
Sunday, April 19, 2009
sadness and disappointment at night..
Im sad.... my lads lost to the goddamned chelsea. Not to worry, i believe they'll rise again and kick mu's ass.
In Arsene, I believe...
-tara-
In Arsene, I believe...
-tara-
Thursday, April 16, 2009
Story Of Me Lads
another wonderful night for me lads. tribute to walcott, adebayor and van persie. they won 4-1 on aggregate. i like walcott's goal, back flip by fab and walcott send the ball home...magnificient. oh ya, fabianski, his performance that night is quite good. better than before.
the better goal that night has to be....im very reluctant to say this, ronaldo's goal for mu. the only goal of the match. but such a beautiful goal.just like what cliff said, that goal equals to 5 goals. haha. yes cliff, i agree with u on this one.
so arsenal is gonna face mu for the semi final and barca against chelsea. cant wait for the semis. but before that, another important match for me lads, against chelsea, this week. hmm...i have faith in me lads.
the better goal that night has to be....im very reluctant to say this, ronaldo's goal for mu. the only goal of the match. but such a beautiful goal.just like what cliff said, that goal equals to 5 goals. haha. yes cliff, i agree with u on this one.
so arsenal is gonna face mu for the semi final and barca against chelsea. cant wait for the semis. but before that, another important match for me lads, against chelsea, this week. hmm...i have faith in me lads.
Friday, April 10, 2009
story of me mac
mac stuffs have been around me for quite a while now. started to notice its presence during form 1, but only get to know it better during form 4. then during form 5, made my priority to own the macbook. hahahaha.
2009, hahahaha finally! owned one. yup. owned, lost it, to windows. hahahaha
what the bloody hell am i talking about? i have no idea...or do i..........hahahaha
oh ya, gotta love boieng 777 .hoho
2009, hahahaha finally! owned one. yup. owned, lost it, to windows. hahahaha
what the bloody hell am i talking about? i have no idea...or do i..........hahahaha
oh ya, gotta love boieng 777 .hoho
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
The Adventures of Catman and Sassy
One day, i thought i saw... a niraaj. bt it turns out, to be stans with his 200 pound hair. He was on the set for the new pantene commercial. before and after commercial that is. so, i walked over and meowed. ..translation: hey there, yeah, u! the guy with the tragic hair do. he turned at me, and i saw... a flea the size of a dinner plate. "Am i TAT hungry?", i thot to myself. maybe i am. coz i feel like eating him. if only he's not 99% hot gas. bt then again, hot gas is better than catfood for the 5th year in a row. but that catfood is wayyy better than niraaj.
so anyway... as stans walked over to me, i purred. he was startled bt yet, he was GAYly happy. and that freaked me out. I thot to myself again, "i'd rather hv niraaj than a gay meal. bt then again, who is to say niraaj is straight". not bryan, thats for sure. or adrian. Ok, tis whole gay thing is dwelling too deep in my stomach. It's making me lose my appetite. just like how i lose my appetite when i saw jaya walking around. or jaja or jabba or....nvrwnd, u get my point. i guess..
Tat gay face of stans made me purred the other way round, swinging my synthetic tail which i bought at 20 sen discount store the opposite way. From north to south. NORTH TO SOUTH!! so in the end, catman misses another meal for the day. Then i thot, " wait. i cud seek help from the fair maiden who leaves at jalan patingan, SASSY".
so i used my bird call to call sassy. oops, i mean my cat call. Sassy turns out to be deaf to cat call. How ironic. My cat call at least. so i tried out a different cat call. with a higher pitch. higher than the value of bryans iq level. ( mind u he has quite a high iq level) ((bt ntg cn beat his ego level.)) ( its the value of his iq level to the power of 6)
Nyways, back to the never-ending story, sassy eventually went out. to shit on the yard tat is. Oh well, gud enuf. so im all by myself to face the wrath of stans gay face and the gigantic flea of his. a two against one fight. The stench of sassy's fresh poop filled my lungs and stans gills. so as stans was gasping for hydrogen.... i realised, the gas from sassy's poop cn be used as a deadly weapon against stans. so i took my chance and kick him in the balls. Yes ppl, he has balls (not sure whether i shud use plural form in tis one).
so stans was screaming like a maniac who missed his therapy sessions. or like a hippy in an emo convention. turns out, to my horrror, stans was screaming in pleasure. i thought to myself " how desperate could this bozo be. why dont he just book niraaj every saturday night or go to a gay fest or something". So as he was in his gay-mode, i grabbed a pawful of sassy's shit and stuffed it in his hair. mind u that his hair also act as his mouth. DIG IN STANS!
so yes, finally, he was defeated in the match of hot stinking gases. GASES!! The kingdom of hot gases is nw taken over by sassy's poop. hail the new king!! and they all lived happily, stinkily ever after. by using a gas mask of course.
THE END
Writer's note: stans, i love u man. u knw tis is hw we roll. niraaj for the love of god..be straight!! and bryan... have fun spreading ur sarcasm. and sassy u have one stinking master u know that!!
written by: me and my sidekick, chewy. long live macbooks...haha she said that.
so anyway... as stans walked over to me, i purred. he was startled bt yet, he was GAYly happy. and that freaked me out. I thot to myself again, "i'd rather hv niraaj than a gay meal. bt then again, who is to say niraaj is straight". not bryan, thats for sure. or adrian. Ok, tis whole gay thing is dwelling too deep in my stomach. It's making me lose my appetite. just like how i lose my appetite when i saw jaya walking around. or jaja or jabba or....nvrwnd, u get my point. i guess..
Tat gay face of stans made me purred the other way round, swinging my synthetic tail which i bought at 20 sen discount store the opposite way. From north to south. NORTH TO SOUTH!! so in the end, catman misses another meal for the day. Then i thot, " wait. i cud seek help from the fair maiden who leaves at jalan patingan, SASSY".
so i used my bird call to call sassy. oops, i mean my cat call. Sassy turns out to be deaf to cat call. How ironic. My cat call at least. so i tried out a different cat call. with a higher pitch. higher than the value of bryans iq level. ( mind u he has quite a high iq level) ((bt ntg cn beat his ego level.)) ( its the value of his iq level to the power of 6)
Nyways, back to the never-ending story, sassy eventually went out. to shit on the yard tat is. Oh well, gud enuf. so im all by myself to face the wrath of stans gay face and the gigantic flea of his. a two against one fight. The stench of sassy's fresh poop filled my lungs and stans gills. so as stans was gasping for hydrogen.... i realised, the gas from sassy's poop cn be used as a deadly weapon against stans. so i took my chance and kick him in the balls. Yes ppl, he has balls (not sure whether i shud use plural form in tis one).
so stans was screaming like a maniac who missed his therapy sessions. or like a hippy in an emo convention. turns out, to my horrror, stans was screaming in pleasure. i thought to myself " how desperate could this bozo be. why dont he just book niraaj every saturday night or go to a gay fest or something". So as he was in his gay-mode, i grabbed a pawful of sassy's shit and stuffed it in his hair. mind u that his hair also act as his mouth. DIG IN STANS!
so yes, finally, he was defeated in the match of hot stinking gases. GASES!! The kingdom of hot gases is nw taken over by sassy's poop. hail the new king!! and they all lived happily, stinkily ever after. by using a gas mask of course.
THE END
Writer's note: stans, i love u man. u knw tis is hw we roll. niraaj for the love of god..be straight!! and bryan... have fun spreading ur sarcasm. and sassy u have one stinking master u know that!!
written by: me and my sidekick, chewy. long live macbooks...haha she said that.
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