blood n ice cream trilogy

finally, ive watched shaun of the dead. the first of 2 movies in the cornetto series. n of course, the other movie is hotfuzz. i read online tat they're planning to make a third cornetto-series movie, world's end, which should be released in 2010.

so nyway, shaun of the dead is quite funny. not as funny as hot fuzz. but still has the same type of stupidity tat u get in hot fuzz. like there'e this part where they're in a car. n shaun's step-dad turned into a zombie, n the childlock is on, n they're trap in the back seat. n his friend is too dumb to open the door n instead, just watched them. but luckily shaun's ex-gf open the door from the outside to save them.

blood and ice cream trilogy or also known as the cornetto trilogy, bet tat ur wondering why are these movies called this. haha. well, in each movie, there's a part where u can see them enjoying cornetto ice creams. but each movie has a different flavour. the flavour is related to the plot of the movie. n since there are 3 classic cornetto flavours, world's end should complete the trilogy by somehow showing the mint-choc cornetto flavour. strawberry is for shaun of the dead, and nut is for hotfuzz... cant wait for them to finish world's end. haha

tara lads!!

stupidity at its best

so i just watched the full version of robot chicken starwars. And i must say, this thing is funny if u know a lil something about starwars. my favourite part is the one where luke skywarker having a "yo-mama fight" with palpatine. ok, some of the lines are like this:

luke: ur mama is so stupid, she spent all day saying am not to r2.

then, luke: ur mama is so stupid, she thought that jar jar comes with pickles pickles.

again, luke: ur mama is so stupid, she went to bangkok to get a TIE fighter.

hope u guys get it though.

hmm, what else...

oh ya, just watched hot fuzz too. haha. damn this movie is weird, stupid, and funny. yet i like it. especially the gun fight at the end of the movie. just give it a try lad.

another tag lads!!

If I tag you, you have to do one!

1.) have you ever been asked out?
- not necessarily a date right, so yup.

2.) where was your default picture taken?
- which default pic?

3.) what's your middle name?
- syafiq

4.) your current relationship status?
- single.

5.) does your crush like you back?
- i dont think so. hahaha. sheesh. my crush is my mac.

6.) what is your current mood?
- erm..hyper (coffee+pete's songs= great great great)

7.) what color of underwear are you wearing?
-no time to check that mate.

8.) what color shirt are you wearing?
- grey

9.) Missing something?
- yep..my identity...hahaha

10.) if you could go back in time and change something, what would you do?
- i will bring knowledge from the future and pretend as if im the one who discovered it. that way ill be in the books man!

11.) if you must be an animal for one day, what?
- a cat.meeeeoooooowwwwww!! hahaha

12.) ever had a near death experience?
- a? try 3 times.

13.) something you do a lot?
- eat

14.) the song stuck in your head?
- KIDS!!by mgmt.

15.) who did you copy and paste this from?
- nabila

16.) name someone with the same birthday as you?
- have no idea. and dont bother to go and check.

17.) when was the last time you cried?
- forgot. hahaha

18.) have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
- i guess..

19.) if you could have one super power what would it be?
-the ability to alter reality and logics.

20.) what's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
- looks. haha

21.) what do you usually order from starbucks?
- mocha frappucino ( not sure of the spelling)

22.) what's your biggest secret?
- if i tell u, i'd have to kill u...

23.) favorite color?
- Purple, green, blue, red, black. hahaha. only the first 2 colours actually.

24.) do you still watch kiddie movies or tv shows?
- yep. spongebob and happy tree friend.

25.) what's on your walls?
- poster of, lets go forward together lads!! nah jk. nothing. just a shelve with books.

26.) what are you?
- A perfectionist

27.) do you speak any other language?
- Yep

28.) what's your favorite smell?
- smell of a burning tyres on a race track. nah, smel of have no idea. never thought bout that actually.

29.) Describe your life in one word.
- fun

30.) have you ever kissed in the rain?
- nope. dramatic eh? well i think its stupid. hahaha no offence though

31.) what are you thinking about right now?
- why the hell does stans has such bizarre hair? hahaha.

33.) what should you be doing?
- sleeping.

34.) who was the last person that made you upset/angry?
- my sis. she wouldnt listen to me.

35.) how often do u talk to God?
- 5 times a day a must mate.

36.) do you like working in the yard?
- not really. depend on the job and who am i with.

37.) if you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
- bond. hahaha

38.) do you act differently around the person you like?
- nope. just being me.

39.) what is your natural hair color?
- Black

40.) who was the last person to make you cry?
-i dont recall.


I tag:
nabila
farid
niraaj
stans
aria
trah
wani

Shit, didnt go online for a week and i have some tags to finish.

So nyway, i just wanna talk bout something which nabila told me that i should put it on my blog. So ill talk bout PETA. Bet that u guys are familiar with PETA. An organization which is very active in fighting for animal rights. And yes, im against animal abuse as well nabila. But i wouldnt go as far as PETA. Lately, they call us to go vegetarian as an effort to stop global warming. These hippies-wannabe think that by being a vegetarian, our jolly good friend Mr Polar Bear will send us a postcard saying thank you. I dont think so PETA.

Well, obviously saving the planet is not the main agenda they have in mind. Actually, they're against animal slaughter. If all of us dont consume meat, they wont be animal slaughter, and PETA will successfully save a bunch of cows and chickens. Well, maybe they're afraid that cows and chickens might extinct one day.

C'mon PETA, we are part of the food web, we are not naturally herbivores. Making us vegetarians would disrupt the balance dont you think? Might as well go tell ur good friend, The King of The Jungle to stop killing animals eh.

Imagine if the world's 6 billion human population are all vegetarians, we would have to cut down the forest to create space for agricultural activities to meet the demand on agricultural products. And i dont think the environmentalist would appreciate this. I recall the day when virgin atlantic airways successfully fly a plane using bio-fuel. Revolutionary? Exactly! But, a lot of this bio-fuel is needed to fly the airplane, and in order to create revolution in the aviation industry, a large portion of the amazon would need to be cut down. Ouch! And obviously, the tree-huggers dont like this idea. So, time to take ur placards and its protest to the end lads!!

Well, u guys might think that im against the environmentalist and doesnt care about our dying earth. Well, ur wrong, i believe that the fate of the world doesnt lie in the hands of a bunch of guys with placards and shouting slogans in front of government buildings, but in the hand of fellow scientists.

So i bet that santa wont be thinking about the fellow scientist who work endlessly to save the earth while he sips his tea in his cozy home at the north pole because its the environmentalist who get all the attention.

-Tara lads!!

clash of the titans

Im sure most of the footy fans out there are looking forward for the match between man u and barcelona this 27 may ( 28 for us). these the football arena giants in the champions league final at rome, wow. but actually i was hoping that arsenal would be playing against man u in the final. well i guess not all dreams can be realised eh.

So enough about my lads, lets talk about man u and barca. Man U, to be honest, i REALLY REALLY REALLY dont like this team. their attacking style is just very aggressive and erm, not artistic ( hope u get what i mean) But hey, they're the champions of the epl. EPL!! The best league in the world. U can ask any footy fans out there and i bet they'll agree on that. In the champions league, liverpool beat real madrid like a lightsaber cutting though butter. and arsenal beat villareal, a team which barca can only afford a draw last time. Some say only an english team can beat an english team.

But barca proved them wrong eh. maybe not. they should be considered lucky to edge through chelsea. Besides, i prefer to have barca playing the final against man u in the final instead of chelsea. Cos, if not, it'll be just like repeating history. Not a jolly good game to watch in the middle of the night mate.

So now, the million dollar question, who will win? Based on barca's performance lately, which is like a yo-yo being played by someone with a Parkinson's disease, i think man u will win this match. I bet fergie got a trick or two up his sleeve to dominate the game and make sure barca's attacks being kept at minimum level. haha

Im sure a friend of mine wouldnt like to read this post. ( dont read this nabila!!) hahaha

-tara schmucks

Cat Power!!

20th May 2009

Went to wisma saberkas with farid to reformat his computer. We went to pc image and met farid's friend which i dont bother to know his name. The first thing he said to farid upon seeing him was,"lancau!". What a great way to greet someone eh. The next time i meet someone erm, for example, the pm , ill say, "hey u buns hole!" ( buns hole is ass hole but it sounds more polite) But i dont mind saying that to niraaj or stans though. They're immune to insults.

After that, we stop over at nabila's fortress. Blah blah blah, Nabila showing off her macbook which uses the same wallpaper as mine (u copycat!!). And guess what?! Nabila's 10 pound beast scratched my hand. A lil something to remember that feline i guess. Maybe she's having pms that day.



scratched by sassy..


Im not surprised by sassy's unpredictable action cos her master is also very unpredictable at times. I still remember how nabila launched a book straight into bryan's face. And she caught bryan off guard and successfully caused his lips to get all bloody. Well i learnt something on that day, 1. nabila is very unpredictable 2. u can launch a book into a lethal projectile.

So anyway, lets talk about cats. There's this wild cat which always come to my house to eat. And its a she. I call it rocky. hahaha. weird name for a cat. Well what do u know, stan's also weird but the society still accepts him. The reason i call her with such weird name is bcos its fur kinda camouflage well with rocks. This cat is a murderer, the word assassin should suit her well. hahaha. And this cat is also a pro in covert operations thanks to intense training which me and my bro always gave her. hahaha. What im trying to say here is that she's good at climbing. If i open the windows in my room, she might get in through it. Almost every morning my mom would discover a dead animal or insect killed by rocky. Last night after dinner my dad saw a dead frog lying near rocky's plate. Who killed it? Unless u have noodles inside ur head instead of a brain, u guess right my friend, rocky killed it. i think i should change its name to bond or mr 47. hahaha

tara schmucks!

kids.....

currently my favourite song. this is not the official music video cos mgmt didnt make a mv for this song. so...just hope you enjoy it. so long schmuck!