Sunday, December 13, 2009

l'homme avec deux visage ;)

hello there. it's been a while now since my last post. i dont have any idea on what to write bout. haha

So, anyways, today, we'l talk bout l'homme avec deux visage or the man with 2 faces. haha. U see, i have a friend back in mfi who people say have 2 faces. u dont believe me? come over to d boys dorm n i'l show u . haha. Well, his name is.... i dont think i shud mention, might disgrace him, so nyway, let's call him D.S. (tats d acronym for his name). meet D.S. He's in d pf program like me, but in different group. He has a lil "brother", n tats why we call him 2 face. haha

His room is next to mine. When we see him, we'l greet, "vous alez bien?" (How r u doing) note d "vous" n not "tu". Well, in french, "vous" is either for politeness or plural. in this case, obviously it's plural. Why? Cos its just d right thing to say. Cos u see, if we use "tu" we're afraid tat his lil "brother" wud feel left behind. haha.

now, let's talk about his brother. Obviously it's kinda hot at d dorm. So, some guys prefer not to wear their clothes. ( of course they wear pants or something like tat) Mr D.S. is one of those guys. He's kinda erm... fatty... hahaha. So take a look at his stomach n u'd notice tat there's a face on it. with his belly button being d mouth. hahaha. N he's different from others cos his bro's "mouth" is like a short straight horizontal line. yea, shocking right, d earth has d equatorial line n so does D.S's stomach. But of course we call it his bro's mouth n not d equatorial line.

He stays in d same room with leong. Well, leong is d guy who notice this n spread his findings to d world. n leong told us tat D.S always fall asleep when he read malaysia studies. N when he did, he'l put his notes on his stomach. "it's ur turn to read my lil bro. im tired n i want to take a lil nap for a while" I bet tats what he said to his bro when they take turn studying.

The pf students were thinking of making a shirt for our program. N my friend, gosti came up with an idea of making a special shirt for D.S. Our main objective, "D.S. bro wants to see d world". How can we do tat? Easy. Make a shirt but with a big circular hole at d front. Big enough for his bro to look at d beautiful world. jolly great idea!!! :D :D :D hahahaha Imagine, someone walking around showing his big belly... oops i meant brother... i dont know which one shud i look at when i talk to them. hahaha.

So, d next time u see santa coming down d chimney, remember, he's not pregnant, he's just covering his bro from d cold weather. ;)

Tats all for now about Mr D.S aka 2 face. haha. yes i know, in batman tat guy is called 2 face. but tats bloody ridiculous, he doesnt have 2 faces, its just 2 of half-faces.

-Smile for d camera D.S. YES, both of U. hahaha. TARA!